Yaya Toure

OLESDOIT

-M


American Trash (Porter Robinson Remix) - Innerpartysystem (GOLDEN BANANA)
Porter shows us again why he's one of two people to be watching in 2011.  I'll reveal who I think the other is in the next post.  I'm obsessed with the calmer techy sections of this track actually, he really demonstrates his versatility.

Man Up The Hill (Gui Boratto Remix) - Anthony Rother (Silver Banana)
Beautiful Techno (Progressive Techno?) is amazing when done by the best.

Fuck Tha Police (Figure Bootleg) - NWA (Silver Banana)
Just press play.  Automatic crowd BOMB.  Electro/Fidget/Drumstep/Hip-hop.

Good 2 Me (Louis La Roche Edit) - Duck Sauce
Oh Disco House, god I love you.

Keep Up With You (Huoratron Remix) - Teenage Bad Girl
Banger City!  This also just makes me really want more TBG.

Zooloo (Pleasurekraft Remix) - Miles Dyson & Aaren San
Tech House, not really sure how else to describe this one.

Hot Mess (Oliver Remix) - Chromeo
Fun poppy Electro.

First Move - Burns & Fred Falke feat. Seb
Epicly long Synth Poppy French/Disco House.

Needed Change - 12th Planet & Skrillex
I like it when the bass goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heaven (Original Mix) - Promise Land
Big sweeping Progressive House.  Feels like your flying over waterfalls.  Think of it like that cheesing episode from South Park but WAY gayer.

Yaya Toure Zipped

Puyol

OLESDOIT

-M


Electroman (John Dahlback Remix) - Benny Benassi Ft. T-Pain (Golden Banana)
John Dahlback does Congorock, and I love it.

Sabali (Vitalic Remix) - Amadou & Mariam (Silver Banana)
Vitalic is EDM royalty.

Gain Reaction - Jan Driver (Silver Banana)
What up Electro Techno.

Dead Easter Bunny (Adam K Remix) - Max Freegrant (Silver Banana)
Techno, as I've said a million times, is like Trance for badasses.  And Adam K makes some badass fucking Techno.

Return Of The King (Lazy Rich Remix) - J Scott G, Imprintz, Kloe
Funky ass Electro House from one of the hottest producers right now.

Y.S.L.M. (You Stopped Loving Me) (Louis La Roche Chillax Dub) - Burns & Fred Falke
Chillaxed Disco House.

Sizzler - MRK1
DUBSTEP, but not super maximal.  This should be played by every Dubstep DJ that reads this blog, heavy without losing swagger.  MRK1 was also the first Dubstep show I ever saw, I didn't even know what it was called then.  He was right before FlyLo at this warehouse off Central ave. in Los Angeles sometime in 08.  It was awesome.


I-tune (Original Mix) - Miles Dyson (REMOVED)
+50 Bastille Love and Admiration Points for whoever can name a song that uses the same string sample as this one.  Electro House.

Cirque Du Cologne - Pierce & Jerl
House Musica!  Tribal-y.

Red Light Rev (Original Mix) - BioBlitZ
Electro House, kind of reminds me of the new Feed Me.  Really fun, moving lines and chords rather than just one note.  Shame to have this at the bottom of the post, it's not a bottom track.

Puyol Zipped

Huntelaar

Baller.

-M

Feromonikon - Siriusmo (GOLDEN BANANA)
Few people are this good at making music.

We Can Have It All (Sigma Remix) - Danny Byrd
Pretty while also heavy DnB with that uplifting style of vocal sampling.

Yeah Yeah Yeah (Nari & Milani Remix) - Spencer & Hill
SO RAVEY.  It's kind of Dutchy, but without the tired beeeeeoooohheebebebeohp.  Their hook is much cooler.

Powertool - Emalkay
Heavy while not over maximal Dubstep, just the right amount of treble.

Intro (Bart B More Edit) - Alan Braxe, Fred Falke (Silver Banana)
Great update of one of the BEST dance tracks of all time.  French House FTW.

Fly By Night (Cyberpunkers Remix) - Cerebral Vortex
These guys are kind of like the new Bloody Beetroots.  They just need to branch out a bit, try using some different sounds, but they make a banger for sure.

Move (Original Mix) - Muffler
Heavy, full dubstep.  The kinds that blows speakers.

Gilles (Original Mix) - Bart B More
Dutchy flavors, but unique.

Wobble (Original Mix) - Albin Myers
Progressive bulid, Electro drop.  Take a guess what the bass sounds like.

A Single Moment Of Sincerity (Bare Remix) - Asking Alexandria
Dubstep remix of Heavy Metal.  If you're sick of super heavy Dubstep, not for you.

Huntelaar Zippe

Obscure Video Game Character #10

Two characters this time, but if you know one of them, pretty solid chance you know both.  They're brothers, after all.  HINT:  They love pizza.  +300 Bastille Love and Admiration Points to the first correct answer in the comments.  This is a particularly Housey post.

-M

Fan Out - Surkin (GOLDEN BANANA)
It's been a while, but this track rules.  Very different for him too.  House, slower tempo, funky as hell.  Also, first time this blog has posted a track by him.  Strange...

You Needed Me (Fred Falke Remix) - The Playin' Stars feat. Romanthony
The vocals are super cheese, sure, but it is House music after all, right?  Anyways, this is that classic Falke sound that we love.

Squeek (Bart B More Remix) - Zombie Nation (Silver Banana)
Some Electro Techno, and massive track.  I can see this being played out by so many DJs on big stages.

Marsch Marsch (Original Club Mix) - Thomas Gold
Great intro track, used this to start off my gig at FLUX two nights ago (shit was crazy, big thanks to the readers that made it out).  Progressive House.  Toolroom Records has been killing it recently.

Show You A Life (Adam K Remix) - A-Luv ft Tamara
Tech House, groooooooooooovy

Brrrat! (His Majesty Andre Remix) - Armand Van Helden / Steve Aoki
Haven't heard from this dude in a while, nice to see that his still makin some banging House.

Don't Hold Back (Out Of Office Remix) - The Potbelleez
Big Room Electro House.  Commercial stuff.  But like, this would DESTROY a Big Room, it's just not for the 'that shit is gay' readers.  You know who you are, and I say fuck the haters.

ALSO

Hypnotize U (Prod. by Daft Punk) - N.E.R.D.
Not sure how I missed this one, probably during the period when I was ignoring all things music and instead producing / playing mad Fifa.  Don't get too excited though, this is not exactly the Daft Punk sound you're yearning for, but they made it.

Obscure Video Game Character #10 Zipped

Computer dead for the second time in 2 months

So someone has maliciously fucked with my computer over the weekend and I'm stuck without computorial assistance for my finals. But it's ok because all the worries in your mind, let em go and start advancin:

-J

Download Links for these tracks will come soon:

Fred Falke brings it hardcore:


EDIT: I decided to add a few more!

I Really love this one. Incredible couldn't ask for anything better, especially that last drop:



Not as Crazy about this one, but decided to include it.

Who's that bitch?

 

  

Hot damn I'm back kids and this time it gets dirty. My friend the other day asked me to make him a good playlist he could play during sex and to mix it for him. Unfortunately I just don't have time right now to mix it for him, but I'll put up the playlist I made anyways. Obviously there will be disagreements on whether a song is sexy, but always try and remember that some of the harder stuff is needed to just make it raunchy as fuck. 

His prerequisites were that he needed a more hardcore song around every 15 min when he would make the girl finish, with his estimated length of time being around 45 minutes (I guess he lasts a while). So i structured it in that way, ranging from the sexy prog, those walking basslines, and just plain crazy stuff, hope you guys enjoy. But just because most guys don't last that long I put the baller songs up top, and the more chill songs near the bottom when you kinda just need to chill.

And you know, if you finish way before the playlist is over (it is an hour long) then just pause and pick up the pace a little later on the night, or even in the morning (one of my personal favorites). Don't feel bad, you're still a G, you just got ass.

Also remember that this playlist doesn't necessarily need to be when shit's going down, sex usually comes after a little whiles with some patience, this could speed it along for you guys who just hate that interim shit.

Many of these songs have already been posted in those "best of" posts, but here is the playlist anyways IN ORDER

-J

P.S. Avicii remix of we are is in the zip, but I don't want it in the playlist.

Tea Leaf Dancers by Flying Lotus, Start it off slow and smooth. Probably the sexiest song on this playlist.

Out There Ft. Basto by John Dahlback, I've raved about this one before. So cheesy, get a good laugh out of it, but the pace is starting to pick up. "I don't know where to go, how to find you, you could be anywhere."

Move for Me by Deadmau5 and Kaskade, do I need to explain?

Now it's getting hot and heavy:

Flashback (Goldie Remix) by Calvin Harris, I put this song on and David was just like this need to be on it. "I'm fighting for my life" "This is like all the things you can fit inside a memory". Sounds like sexy, right?  It's gettin rough......

Heartbreaker (Woflgang Gartner Remix) by MSTRKRFT feat. John Legend, Love this song. Has both that sexy element, because John Legend's voice in this is just so sexy and smooth. Then Gartner comes in and bring in that rough dirty shit.

Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) by The Whitest Boy Alive, slowin it back down, let's bring in that bassssssssss   llllllliiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee. And if she finished, see this as a victory song.

Make You Mine by Miami Horror, All the worries in your mind let them go and start advancing.

 Last bit for the win, Tiffany got me back in this song.

Everybody (Dabruck and Klein Remix) by Rudenko, This song is intense, and yet the vocals are so sexy. Keepin it real. Simplicity works best. This is like sex on the dancefloor in a song.

And for the slow down period of time:

Embrace (Fred Falke and Miami Horror Remix) by PNAU Feat. Ladyhawke, Another Fred Falke and Miami Horror? Well they just know their shit.

Baby (Breakbot Remix) by PNAU, who didn't expect some breakbot. So smooth.

Everything Zipped.

Keep it safe kids, wouldn't want any electro house babies runnin around.

Best Vocal Tracks

What a boss, keep it comin kid. You've got potential, you've got dreams. I'll make it happen. Your boy J here to keep things ridiculous.


So here i am again. WHAT UP PLAYAS. we got some like vocal tracks for you guys. This is like you listen to these vocal and you just gotta like sing along. There ain't no way that this ain't gonna happen. Cheesy and disgusting, you gotta love it. Put on some of these tracks when you're with your lady friend and shit's gonna go down regardless of what she wanted before it came on. Holla.

Ballin as always.

-J

Some Deadmau5 and Kaskade, because he's got killer vocals.

I remember (Vocal Mix) by Deadmau5 and Kaskade, I mean who didn't expect this to be up here.

Move for Me (Extended Mix) by Deadmau5 and Kaskade, Deadmau5 really just gets the most ballin vocals, and it just adds a lot that kaskade's involved. We all know this one.

But this might be my favorite vocal track. So sexy, so fly, keep it chill keep it fresh:

Need to Feel Loved (Adam K and Soha Remix) by Refleckt feat. Delline Bass, never stale.


Now for something completely different:

Grindhouse (Dubfire Terror Planet Remix) by Radio Slave, i mean this isn't a vocal track, but they just fuckin kill it with the mood.

The Past by Vitalic, You know, killin it. Brings back memories.

Pogo by Digitalism, also bringin back some shit.

Nah nah nah, we keep it real.

I will be here (Tiesto Remix) by Tiesto and Sneaky Sound System, Such a cool voice. By now you should know how much I love this song. Definitely has come to beat the Wolfgang Gartner Remix.

Love Can't Get U Wrong Feat. Angie (Dim Chris Terrassa Remix) by Dim Chris, This has been posted so many times. Should know.

Face to Face by Daft Punk, Wouldn't change a thing, it's amazing what you find face to face.

Come Fly Away by Benny Benassi, in my opinion the best vocal on the album, even though M would say My Body.

Sweet Disposition (Axwell and Dirty South Remix) by Temper Traps, I mean the vocals were obviously good in the original, but they do a baller job of addin to it.

Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) by The Whitests Boy Alive, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH

World, Hold On by Bob Sinclar WE ALL KNOW IT.

Zipped.

Back To The Future [WRM 006]

Back To The Future is one of the releases by Raw Man in 2003 on his label We Rock Music, an awesome French House label that did not put out nearly enough records (8). Raw Man is one half of The Buffalo Bunch, one of the greatest French House duo's to date, and the other half is Paul De Honem-Christo aka Play Paul aka Guy Manuel of Daft Punk's brother. Here's one of the most beautiful house records you'll ever hear. Synthy awesomeness with incredible disco baselines. Gotta love Space Disco. And you definitely gotta appreciate the roots of what you listen to: this is a lot like what Fred Falke is producing now. And cheers to Solid Goldberger, who put up so many discographies of french house labels and is definitely the best source of the genre, got most of my collection from him.

Europa - Raw Man
One of my favorite house tracks. Godly.

Across The Universe - Raw Man
The bass kills.

BONUS:
No Reasons - VEGA
Props to Myles from Audible Musings for sending this my way. AWESOME, and definitely fits in with this post.

D.O.N.S. Of The Dead

This is what I wish I looked like while I spin. Not really, but I do wish I could produce house bombs like Germany's D.O.N.S. can. We seem to be going through a little German fever at the moment, but let us remember that Wolfgang Gartner, or Jesus Christ as the church calls him, is from the good ol' US Of A, so we've got nothing to worry about. Here's some more amazing house tracks for y'all to slober over. Cheers to Swehouse, once again, for providing most of these tracks.

When We're Togheter (D.O.N.S. Remix) - Morjac & Fred Falke Feat. Sarah Tyler
Sooooooo gooooooood. It's got Fred Falke buildups with a Booka Shade drop.

Come Home (D.O.N.S. Remix) - Royaal 'n' Black Feat. Brian B
Real spacey like with a subtle electro bass.

No Love Lost (D.O.N.S. Remix) - Syke 'N' Sugarstarr
Reminds me of another song but I can't figure it out. It's those chords.

Oh La La La - D.O.N.S. pres. John Morley feat. Terri B.

Everywhere Reload 2009 (David Smesh & D.O.N.S. Remix) - John Dahlback

Paddy's Revenge (D.O.N.S. Remix) - Steve Mac
This one's very minimal.

And now for some Remixes of them that I couldn't leave out:

Night Train (Mobin Master Remix) - D.O.N.S. & DBN feat Kadoc
Mobin Master is that Australian guy that remixed that fantastic 90s hit that everyone remembers called Show Me Love (LINK). This song's got his classic organ sound along with an awesome electro bass and the raviest bell I've ever heard.

You Used To Hold Me (TV Rock Remix) - D.O.N.S. Ft. Terri B.
TV Rock is classic.