14 June 2011

Cheryl / Carol / Crystal

Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...


Heiress of Valentina (Alesso Remix) - Dune (Golden Banana)
Okay so maybe this would be super gay or something, like I give a shit.  This song is the most triumphant Prog banger ever made.  It came out a while ago but I never got a chance to post it.

Forever (Instrumental Mix) - Wolfgang Gartner feat. Will.I.Am (Golden Banana)
You probably have the original, now you have the instrumental so you don't have to listen to that idiot talk about how he's gon party hard on the boulevard.

Get Funky (Original Mix) - Alex Kenji, Federico Scavo (Silver Banana)
The sort of House music that goes best with a cigarette.  Disco inspired.

Race My Music (Electrixx Remix) - Fast Foot
Some Complextro style Electro House from Germany.

Hurricane - Korova
Pretty Electro track with a heavy ass wobble bass.  Turns out this is one of the writers for Shifty Rhythms, a blog I've been a huge fan of for years now.

Changed The Way You Kiss Me (Kris Menace Remix) - Example
This Techno track will take your ass by serious surprise.  Not for small rooms.

Just The Music (Lazy Rich Remix) - Destineak
Moar dancey Electro House from one of our American heroes.

FYPM (Original Mix) - Firebeatz
Tech House from Holland.

Lotus (Original Mix) - Mumbai Science
Olesdoit Techno.  This is probably old news for most.

Get Out (Darth & Vader Remix) - Lazy Rich feat. Lizze Curious
Complextro from Brazil.  Notice how my descriptions get so much less awesome as the post goes on, sorry apes.